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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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