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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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