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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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