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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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