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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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