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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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