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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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