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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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