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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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