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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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