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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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