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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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