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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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