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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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