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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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