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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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