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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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