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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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