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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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