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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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