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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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