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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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