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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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