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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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