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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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