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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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