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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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