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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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