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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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