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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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