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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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