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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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