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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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