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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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