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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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