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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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