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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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