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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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