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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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