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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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