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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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