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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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