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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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