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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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