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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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