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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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