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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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