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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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