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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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