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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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