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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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