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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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