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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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