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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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