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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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