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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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