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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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