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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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