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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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